I heard we made out
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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