Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Operation Purity has been aborted
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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