absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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