it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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