She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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