im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
