Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize
