508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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