FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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