If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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