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Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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