I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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