It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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