This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
