butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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