I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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