hell yes lets make some ravioli
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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