The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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