i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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