Pregnant stripper...not hot.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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