What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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