I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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