My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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