Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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