my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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