I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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