Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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