At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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