how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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