The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i think my mom watched the whole time
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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