I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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