do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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