She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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