Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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