I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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