I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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