Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Randomize
