What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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