i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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