i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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