I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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