I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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