butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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