If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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