I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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