Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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