yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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