She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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