i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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