How'd it feel making her break her religion?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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