i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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