Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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